I remember my first time getting my ass eaten...Now hol up ight. It wasn't like that...Me and this chick Vanessa had a strict no ass eatin policy...I don't know how the s**t happened...Like I was laying down on the bed...Like she was goin in...Then you know how they like to slide down to ya nuts...But Vanessa ain't stop there...Like this B***h went down to my pouch...Like the part between ya ass and ya nuts..Like that part...And that pouch ticklish, so I started laughin, she thought I liked it so this B***h kept goin further. Like this B***h got my legs up in the air just swabbin my s**t out and when I realized the situation I said "Hol up you aint gone B***h me" The plan was to roll over and kick her in the throat but my whole body just left the bed...Like this B***h took over. All my strength was gone. This B***h was holdin me upsidedown by my waist and eatin my s**t like Oodles n Noodles. And I was mad cause the s**t felt good. I was trynna stop it. I said "B***H THIS NOT SUPPOSED TO FEEL GOOD WTF YOU DOIN" I was trying to wiggle my ass free and s**t. Finnaly this B***h dropped my ass. My whole ass was swabbed out. Like every time I walked my ass cheeks made this "squeak squeak" sound. I look up, this B***h Vanessa puttin her cloths back on like she completed her mission and s**t meanwhile I'm here f****d up cause I dont know wtf happened. I said "B***H did you just eat my crevices. She said " No" I said "NO B***H I THINK YOU DID" She said "Yeah ok Fred" like she was mad cause I new she ate my ass...Like I wasn't gone find out. I said "You know what, take ya shoes off and come apologize to my ass. This B***h walked out like she ain't do s**t. I saw this B***h at McDonald's the next day...she ain't even acknowledge me. I stood up and hollered out " B***H YOU JUST GONNA EAT MY ASS AND NOT RETURN MY PHONE CALLS" The reason why I hollered it out is cause she was sharing a juice box with this new Nigga. Nigga was sippin out the same straw. I said "Yeah Nigga, thass Kool-Ass you drinkin right there that ain't no Kool-Aid. Then I just walked out. Let him sit there with that one. F**k em. prom garments in white color